For those who prefer their data, and their drinks, to be well-structured and easy to retrieve.

Ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
0.25 oz Demerara Syrup
2 dashes Angostura Bitters
1 dash Orange Bitters

Garnish:
An expressed orange peel, coiled like a forgotten `WHERE` clause.

Ice

Instructions:

Combine rye whiskey, demerara syrup, Angostura bitters, and orange bitters in a mixing glass.
Add a large ice cube to the mixing glass.
Stir well for 20-30 seconds until thoroughly chilled and properly diluted.
Strain the mixture over a large, fresh ice cube in a rocks glass.
Express the oils from an orange peel over the drink, then drop it in or drape it over the ice.

Developer’s Note:
This query is highly optimized for maximum enjoyment. Just be careful not to `DROP TABLE` on your evening’s data after a few too many.